2526 Partners in crime 4D

  I am Fashion Icon. I am suffering from a major case of fashion depression, which basically means I am in desperate need of some iconic pieces. Are you a total Diva who’s having the same problem and isn’t afraid to break the law? Then I am looking for you! Hopefully, you know a lot about the latest fashion shows because you’re going to distract the store owners by impressing them with your outfits and knowledge about their field. You’ll pretend to be my girlfriend, don’t worry, I am gay 😊, and we’ll be the most iconic duo in Rome. While you distract the store owners, I steal some pieces for the both of us. Thrust me, I have taste! Contact me if you are interested!

  Hello everyone, my name is user93. I’m planning on committing a crime and I need help. My plan is to go to the concert of my mom’s favorite group and go kidnap them. Her birthday is in a month so then she’ll be able to have a private concert of her favorite group: The Cure. She’s always given me what I wanted so now I thought I’d do the same for her. Now you’ll probably think: “what’s in it for me?”, well, obviously you can enjoy the private concert, but I’ll also give you some money (we can discuss the price later). In order to commit this crime I’ll need someone who’s sneaky, strong, someone who can kidnap people and who has experience with burglary, because we’re not going to pay for the concert. So if you have all these things, please let me know as soon as possible because the concert is next week. Thank you for your time. User93

  Hi everyone, I am looking for a partner in crime. My name is Kipnapper567. During the day I have a boring desk job but at night I can let my true self come out an have some fun. I am the head of the chicken smuggler business in Europe. You probably think every time your chicken goes missing it was a fox but that’s not true. It’s always us. I have my eyes set on my next target: Rosie and her family’s chickens. The plan is to sneak into their house, while they are outside working in their garden or whatever, to steal the keys of the chicken coop. After I’ve done that, I will have to find a hiding place in their garden (without them noticing of course) until it’s fully dark outside so I can steal the chickens. But there are some problems with this plan and that is where a partner would come in handy. First of all, they have a bunch of cats inside their home and I am extremely allergic so I need somebody that can go steal the keys for me. They can do this preferably dur...

  Hello, I am Snow Black and I’m looking for you to help me with my crime. I’ll explain what my crime is. I am the creator of the new movie ‘Snow White and the dark past’. This film comes out in 2028. For the role of Snow White, I have chosen a girl that I met in the past. When I think of that time, bad memories come up, so I’ll take revenge on her! I’ll do that with ‘the toxic apple’. I’ve written the story of this new film based on the original story, so the witch will give Snow White the toxic apple (Snow White thinks the apple isn’t toxic in real life), and the girl dies. My partner in crime has to be someone who doesn’t become sick in an airplane, because after this crime, I will travel for days to another land, so we will be safe. I need someone who has the confidence to look for a dealer where you can find a very toxic substance. When you have found it, we will put it in the apple (you can do it, because I will be very busy with the film). I hope you are my perf...

  Hello partner in crime, I am full gazzz. You are probably thinking now: ‘What does he mean with criminal OR hero. Well, I am going to save all of us by sacrificing a part of us. Here’s the plan, I’m going to fly over the United States with 56 planes in which we will load tons of mustard gas. As we fly over the united states we will unleash the mustard gas over the whole country to murder president Trump and his followers. So yes, millions of innocent people will dye, but its for the greater good. To murder a villain you’ve got to be a better villain. So if you are in the military and are in possession of 56 planes, and you can look up ‘how to make mustard gas’ on chat GPT and have the money to make 30 tons of it and last but not least, you want to save the world of Donald Trump, add me on Snapchat so we can discus the plan See you soon Full Gazz

  I am Blueba, I act like I am very innocent and don’t know what is happening, but I do. My hair is very long which helps me in many situations. I may be pretty but don’t let that fool you. My plan is to try to hack into the biggest bank on this planet and steal all the money there. Firstly I strangle all the guards with my hair, secondly you sneak in through the underground tunnels to get to the safe. There you try to unlock it. While this is happening, I will come to you. When you got the money we run as fast as we can out of there. We both always have knives on us, you gave a map so you can find the safe easily. My requested partner in crime has to be pretty slim and fast, very computer smart and be able to communicate. While we are doing the crime. We also try to avoid each other as much as possible, so they don’t think there is two of us!

  I am Grinch 2.0 and I am looking for a partner in crime to steal all the Christmas food and presents. I need someone who has either a Santa or an elf suit to make sure nobody recognizes us. I already have a Santa suit, so you best have an elf suit. My partner must have a sleigh to fill up with food and presents. They also need to be strong so they can carry the bags. I am a foodie and I get hangry quickly. I’m also a bit mean, but if you help me well maybe I can tolerate you. My partner in crime and I will be meeting at a café beforehand to finetune my master plan. It goes like this: with the sleigh of my partner in crime, we will go to the North Pole right before Christmas Eve. There we will steal Santa’s reindeer and all the presents. At night, we will fly around every house in the whole world and steal all the food. As a reward, you will get a fair share of the income depending on how well you helped me.

  Hello, my name is Pasta4277. I am very athletic and I have long, brown, curly hair. For a girl I am pretty tall, I am 176cm. To people I know I can be very friendly, but if I need to be honest, I also have mental health issues. Don’t worry, you won’t notice. So here is the thing: I want to commit a crime. My goal is to steal all the clothes of Anouk Stalmans because I love her outfits and I want to wear them. Here is the plan: first we need to hack the alarm system of her house. Then, we will try to sneak into the house and go to the second floor where her room is. After that, we will put all the clothes into bags and leave the house. Finally, we take the car and drive to a secret place. But I have a problem, I don’t have a partner in crime yet. I am looking for someone who knows something about fashion, someone who is very handy and smart to hack an alarm system. Do you think you could be my partner in crime ? Leave a message under this post.

  Hi, I am _____________ , a.k.a. InnocentSupervillain488. I am 488 minus something centimeters tall, explaining the number in my nickname, and I’m a kind, innocent supervillain. I’m planning on committing one of the greatest crimes history has ever seen. I will be collecting every mosquito on planet Earth, and also the one and only Narwhalman (my pet animal, mix between a Narwhal and a man. He has a Narwhal’s head and skin, but a human body.). Once this army is mine, I will use it to attack Donald Trump, a.k.a. The Little Orange Man (a.k.a. TLOM). To collect the mosquitos, I’ll have to wait until it’s summer. Then, in the evening (9 p.m.), I, with my partner in crime, will be flying around the world in a black private jet to catch every mosquito. We will manipulate them all at the same time (by using a giant pocket watch and let it swing in front of their eyes.), to let them work for us and to let them hate TLOM. This way, when we meet TLOM, they will automatically ...

  I am the infamous Dr. Evil, I am search of an evil assistant who is willing to help me achieve my plan to take over the world. In order for this genius evil plan to work, you must bring me a rubber duck (I can’t get one myself since I’ve got a restraining order after poisoning my local burger king). You may ask yourself why I’m in need of a rubber duck. Well, after doing some evil research I found out that a rubber duck is the perfect object to turn into an evil laser, since rubber ducks are made of rubberducketal, a rare metal that is capable of creating plasma beams. In order to make this evil laser powerful enough to take over the world, I will also need someone who is specialized in evil science, since it would take way to long to do It all by evil myself. Once we finish this evil rubber duck laser™ we shall finally take over the world using this simple 3-step guide: 1. Blow up France to make the world leaders scared 2. Ask leaders if I can take over the world 3....

  Dear scoundrel My name is the Book Bandit and I am planning to rob all of the important book stores in the UK and Belgium. Yes, you read that right. All of them. Alas is this task a bit too hard for me to complete alone, so I am going to need a partner in crime, which is where you come in. I have a few requirements, nothing too big, I assure you. One, you have to be charming. Two, you have to be good-looking. And three, you have to be able to take risks. I, myself, am not good at taking them, so I need someone to balance that out. Now, if you’ve read until here, you must be interested. If not, give this paper to someone else, someone who you think might fit this description. If you’re interested, please continue reading. Yes? Done? Great. Here’s the basics of the plan: first, the both of us each infiltrate a book store and learn our way around. After winning the trust of the manager, the person who works there smuggles the other one in. We then steal the books and p...

  My younger sister went missing without leaving a clue where she went and why, so it became my mission to find her. Now, I am an undercover FBI agent, and she is the reason I went into this job. I am trying to find her secretly using information only people from the FBI could use. But then I saw her online on a tv show. I looked very closely and I could confirm that it was my sister. She has changed a lot, but I could recognize her everywhere. Then, I looked at the program’s name, and it is a deadly and highly secured live survival game where only the last person wins and survives. I immediately started to panic because I knew my sister and she would never win this. So, I will be the one saving her even if it takes everything. I would risk it all for her even doing things I wouldn’t normally do, but I cannot do this alone. Therefore, I am looking for a partner in crime. I need someone who can hack every system, someone who does not look suspicious, that way we can do ...

  I am the famous kidnapper Lafayette. Who is known for her skills . I’m very smart and flexible , and I have never been sentenced . The crime I need help with is very simple. We are going to kidnap all the cats and dogs we can find and house them , We will also need to rob a bank so we will be able to buy a house that will fit them all. That is why you need to bring a firearm and have an alibi because when we will rob the bank I don’t want us to be a suspect so , we will also be disguised do no one will recognise us . Now, for this to succeed I need someone who is determined to go beyond what they physically can endure we need to work for a long time to get all the puppies, so you can’t be lazy . It will be helpful if you were fast so it won’t take long to bugler houses and steal the pets. I also need you to keep the hostages at the bank calm while I take the money , so you can’t be panicky . Last , my most important requirement is that you must like animals . If you...

  Hello! I’m Spice Ice. If you don’t already know me: I’m one off the most mysterious murderers out there, I’m know for my short green curly hair. Even though I’m already good at my crimes, I’m looking for a partner in crime! I want to kill a specific family that owns a large collection of expensive clothing. By killing them and stealing their clothes, I can earn a lot of money (and you too). I will sell them in my vintage store, like I always do. But not only do I need a partner in crime, I also need someone to close and open my store. If you are a mysterious young person who wants too earn money, please let me know. There are a few important qualities you should have: You have to be really fast, like me, you also need to be respectful and helpful towards clients to stay undercover in my vintage store. If you think this is you, send me a text message on +32 567 99 33 (fake). If you don’t text me before the end of the month I will not choose you as my partner. This...

  Let me introduce myself: they call me Ladybug. I’m not the hero people think I am. I move fast, think faster, and never get caught. A bright red suit with black dots, long black hair, and a mask that hides me identity. By day I’m just a normal girl, by night I rob banks. Yes for the money, but not for luxury, not for fame. I use the money to save the animals that are in danger because of climate change. Forests are disappearing, oceans are getting polluted, animals are losing their homes, and people are not doing enough to help, so I do. I take the money and save what’s left. Rescue missions, protect habits, …But I can’t do this alone. So I’m looking for my Cat Noir, someone who is fearless and not afraid of danger. You need to be good with computers and especially good at hacking, to turn off all the alarms. You also need to be able to drive a car, and you need to be strong enough to climb, run and escape when needed. You don’t need to be perfect, but you need to c...

  Hello, I am General Black Cat, a regular citizen of Belgium, pushed to their limit by some petulant men with power. I’m also a fan of history and its unique ways of torturing. You’ll understand in a minute. For this particular crime, I’ll be needing lots of rats. Therefore, we’ll first have to catch some. Secondly, we must go to the US and break into the White House. Once we’re in, we’ll have to find Trump. It’s important that we do this at night when he is asleep. Then we’ll gag Donald and tie him to the bed. We’ll put our rats in a cage or container, tie it tightly to his stomach with a belt and use something to heat it up. The rats will start desperately gnawing at his flesh to escape the heat, resulting in his death. For this particular crime, I need a stealthy and quick partner who is not afraid of rats. You must also have a cool nickname and costume for I will not be seen with a loser. You should have short nails as well to fasten the belt around the cage as I...

  Good day fellow criminals! My name is Lord Chickenhead, and I need a partner for my perfect crime. I shall explain. As you may have noticed from my name, I am part chicken, so I want to steal all my brothers and sisters from those foul humans. We mustn’t just steal the chickens, we shall also KILL the humans! For all of this, I will need a fitting partner in crime who has many skills: I need you to be very good with weapons, you must also be very strong mentally and physically and I would love for you to be a little shorter than me, because then we make a way more dynamic duo. Probably the most important point: you. Must. Like. Chickens! I have more than enough allies since I am the head of the Sicilian Mafia, but none of those stupid turkeys are good enough for this job. If you think you are the right fit, give me a call … I mean send me a lettre obviously.

  Hello! My name is Justice13 and I need a partner in crime. First, I’ll introduce myself: I’m a very successful lawyer, I’m 32 years old and I have a black cat. I need someone to kill a client of mine. Because of my job I can’t do it myself, so I am looking on this site. Before I explain the crime, I will tell you a little bit more about how we met and why he needs to get murdered. I met the client, John, eight months ago when he was arrested for threatening multiple police officers. He called me to be his attorney and so I represented him in his trial. He had a lot of priors, but he was found innocent of all charges, because of my good work. After the trial he told me something very disturbing: he had raped and murdered at least 13 boys and girls and was planning his next one. I can’t go to the police because this falls under client-attorney privilege, so he needs to be killed. For this murder I need someone who can shut off an alarm system, someone who is clever and...

  I am the Lady Killer. I am bald because I have an uncommon disease, but before the disease, I had very long and beautiful hair. I have already spent most of my life in the hospital, but the doctors can’t do anything to make my hair grow. This has made me very upset and frustrated and that’s why I want to take revenge for all the unfair things that happen in the world. I want to take revenge by killing women (most likely with long hair) and cutting off their hair. With this hair, I can make wigs for myself and for other people that have the same disease as me. I kill these women because it’s easier for me to cut their hair and because I like to do illegal things. For my crime, I need a partner in crime to help me. I am specifically looking for a handsome, good-looking man in his late twenties with short or no hair. He also needs to be muscular and athletic. For the crime, I want him to flirt with women so that they hopefully want to get a ride and he can take them wi...

  I am the Blue Spirit. They call me the Blue Spirit because no one ever notices me. I am very fast and I can make great plans. Stealing has always been important to me, but this time it is different. This time I will make a lot of money. I have been planning for days now. It is finally decided: I will steal all the drugs from one of the biggest Italian drug sellers. The thing is that this will not be easy because they are very smart and have a lot of protection. They transport all the drugs in big trucks, but the crazy part about this is that they tell everyone they transport chickens. Everyone knows them as chicken transporters, but they use this as a distraction so that no one suspects them of selling drugs. The trucks start in this abandoned place and drives further to big cities all over Europe. My plan is to sneak into that abandoned place, then steal a truck and fill it up with as much drugs as I can. After, I will drive as far as I can and sell the drugs for ...

  Have you ever looked at a pet and thought, “You deserve a better home”? Then you might be exactly the person I am looking for. I really need someone who will help me with my crime. My name is the Petnapper. I am obsessed with animals, and I think that there is no one in this world who takes better care of animals than me. So, let me introduce you to my plan. I want to break into houses of people with pets. After that, we are going to steal every pet or animal that lives in those houses. Finally, we will bring them to my home and take care of them. For my crime, I am looking for someone who loves animals. My partner needs to have the ability to kill someone, in case the pet owners are not willing to cooperate. After stealing, I get very hungry, so a partner who can bake is welcome. Now let’s save some animals!

  Hello, I’m Blood Crown. I’m a criminal and I love jewels. That is why I need you to be my partner. I can run very fast and I’m a professional thief. I’m a great fighter, because it is easier to rob someone when you can fight. I want to rob the most beautiful and expensive jewels. The Queen’s crown jewels. My plan is to break in through the roof at nicht. We will climb down with a robe and break a window on the second floor. There will be two guards. We will kill them and then take the elevator to the third floor. On the third floor, I need you to hack the security system, then the door will open and we can go inside the room with the crown jewels. There, we will have to go through the security system and avoid the lasers. Then we can grab the jewels and run out there as fast as we can. You have to wear gloves, so we won’t leave any fingerprints. I need a partner who is very flexible and who isn’t afraid to kill someone. If you want to be my partner, you have to be ab...

  Hello everyone, I am scary child and I really like to commit crimes, but I’m not capable to commit this crime on my own, so I need a partner in crime. First, I will describe the crime. I want to steal everyone’s house keys, so everyone is locked out of their house. The way I want to do this, is by taking the keys out of their pockets or bags. However, the problem is that I’m a child and people know me because I’m familiar and talkative. That’s why I need a partner. He or she has to be an adult. The person also has to be smart, because he / she should come up with ideas to take the keys from people who hide their key. My partner also must be sneaky, because people can’t see him / her committing the crime. If you would like to be my partner, answer this letter. Thanks! Scary child

  I am known by many as the ‘Midnight Stalker’ and I’m in need of help. The crime I plan to commit cannot be done alone, which is why I am looking for a partner who can help me (and maybe I could help them). I am fresh out of the slammer after 3 years and I have not forgotten about those who’ve put me in there. While I was in prison, I thought of many ways to take my revenge. Ultimately, I have decided to do as follows: break into their houses while they sleep and sew their lips shut. Then I will torture them for hours as they are unable to scream. It is what they deserve after snitching on me when I’d done so much for them. Maybe I’ll cut off their hands as well so they can’t call the cops on me again. The only problem is that I have no idea how to find them. I’m looking for someone who can easily locate anyone. One of the benefits of this partnership is that if you can find them for me, I could help you take revenge on those who have possibly wronged you, too. After ...